Quit smoking and save £20K a year!- extols Emma-Lou Montgomery.
Her arguments remind me of a classic joke from the incomparable Flanagan and Allen.
As Flanagan lights up yet another cigar, Ches says to him 'Do you know Bud, I've calculated that if you had never smoked you'd have saved enough money to buy this hotel".
Bud replies "Do you smoke, Ches".
"I've never smoked, Bud"
"Do you own this hotel?".
"Well, shut up then".