Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Natural born killers

In the Mail on Sunday, the pro-war journalist Bruce Anderson, whose enthusiasm for illegal wars is matched only by his enthusiasm for slaughtering Britain's wildlife, reveals that Dave Cameron is a man of similar passions. Anderson, who once claimed that it was "important that a horse should be killed most years and a jockey every ten years or so" in the Grand National, tells us that Dave is "very good with a gun" and can bring down two stags with one shot. If Dave's shooting skills are really that good, why on earth doesn't he and his fellow butcher Bruce, volunteer to go to Iraq?
Come on chaps: doing your bit for the 'war on terror' should surely take priority over your war against Britain's stags.

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