Wednesday, March 08, 2006

A bear, a lion and a chicken

A bear, a lion and a chicken meet.
The Bear says: "If I roar in the forest, the entire forest is shivering with fear."
The Lion says: "If I roar in the desert, the entire desert is afraid of me."
Says the chicken: "Big deal, I only have to cough and the entire planet s***'s itself."

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