Thursday, November 09, 2006

Fates worse than death (well, not quite)

Today's papers report the story of poor Jennifer Fox, locked for eight hours in an office toilet. What could be worse than that? Well, short of death and dysentry- quite a few things actually.
An Evening with Janet Street Porter?
Being forced to watch Bolton Wanderers v Sheffield United with Jonathan Pearce commentating?
Listening to rap music?
Watching a box set of Norman Wisdom films in one sitting?
Going down the pub with Johann Hari?
Going deer-stalking with Bruce Anderson?
Going anywhere with Mark Thatcher?

Any more suggestions......?

4 comments:

RobBBB said...
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Neil Clark said...

I'm not claiming supernatural powers, but I kinda thought that was coming Gojira.....

grapesofplenty said...

How about having to listen to The Chimp attempting to justify the war in Iraq? Now that really is painful, though admittedly still not quite so painful as spending an evening with Janet Street-Porter....

RobBBB said...
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