Today's papers report the story of poor Jennifer Fox, locked for eight hours in an office toilet. What could be worse than that? Well, short of death and dysentry- quite a few things actually.
An Evening with Janet Street Porter?
Being forced to watch Bolton Wanderers v Sheffield United with Jonathan Pearce commentating?
Listening to rap music?
Watching a box set of Norman Wisdom films in one sitting?
Going down the pub with Johann Hari?
Going deer-stalking with Bruce Anderson?
Going anywhere with Mark Thatcher?
Any more suggestions......?
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I'm not claiming supernatural powers, but I kinda thought that was coming Gojira.....
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